i like to look at porn in pdf files.. just so i can make the little hand grab things.

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telemarketer calls today, offering me a piece of crap credit card. i said hold on, i'll get my mom

i wait about 20 seconds then play never gonna give you up.
they hung up after about a minute of screaming hello? hello? hello?

i rickroll'd a fucking telemarketer

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360's are great but their hardware quality is pretty lol
it's called 360 because of the trip it takes
from microsoft, to you, back to microsoft, to you again

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Marcel Marceau dead.
After all those years miming it, he's now genuinely trapped in a small box

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If they make a Nano Iphone, I may be interested.
oh, or an iphone shuffle, no screen and it phones random people
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