"Pain is just weakness leaving the body"
| About Me |
I'm a final year degree student studying Computing. I do Jeet Kune Do kung fu, Eskrima weaponry, go downhill / x-country and freestyle mountain biking and go out with friends. I play CS occasionally for fun and don't give a shit about competitive CS.
| Favourite Bands |
Punk / Rock / Metal / Alternative
Muse
System Of A Down
Tool
Coheed And Cambria
Death Cab For Cutie
Green Day
Finch
Funeral For A Friend
My Chemical Romance
Brand New
Deftones
The Strokes
Radiohead
The Used
Feeder
Disturbed
Nirvana
Audioslave
Rage Against The Machine
Armor For Sleep
Queens Of The Stone Age
Kings Of Leon
The Killers
Stereophonics
3 Doors Down
Three Days Grace
OK Go
Linkin Park
Hundred Reasons
Foo Fighters
Longview
Motion City Soundtrack
Thrice
Blink 182
Jimmy Eat World
Oasis
Pink Floyd
Pennywise
Bullet For My Valentine
Maximo Park
Idlewild
INME
Avenged Sevenfold
April Sixth
Fall Out Boy
Kaiser Chiefs
Arctic Monkeys
Interpol
Lagwagon
Millencolin
The Hives
Acoustic
José González
Jack Johnson
Jamie Cullum
Katie Melua
Michael Buble
D&B
Dieselboy
Roni Size
Pendulum
Grooverider
Ed Rush & Optical
Hip-Hop
Jurassic 5
Wu-Tang
The Fugees
Amon Tobin
Roots Manuva
Jeru The Damaja
Peanut Butter Wolf
De La Soul
Pharcyde
X-ecutioners
The Rest
Marvin Gaye
The Prodigy
Portishead
Royksopp
DJ Tiesto
Paul van Dyk
UNKLE
Ludovico Einaudi
Mozart
Maria Callas
Beethoven
Wagner
Joan Sutherland
| Gaming History |
List of Previous CS Clans
[ASF]
-[SmS]-
[-VS-]
[TMaC]
[-PSi-]
=SOL=
H&D
[-CSA-]
Carpe Noctem
Ultimatum
e-raw.uk
xposure.uk
taintedMinds
bullet
edge
Legend
List of Previous QWTF Clans
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[TA]
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SHOT
The Pirate Dance
SCENE 1:
The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, "Yo what's your problem?" The camera zooms directly on a pirate's mouth, which states "Get out of here now." and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninja's mouth with says "No" but nothing gross happens. The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates don't explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.) In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates' shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like "This can't be happening!" The hippo says "Guess what, it is." and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says "Let's rock brother." They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja can't concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg'n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates' scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.
The End