Clan history
Q2L (September '01 - September '02)
s3 (October '02 - March '03)
Contact! (April '03 - May '04)
Bravura (June '04 - February '05)
The incarnate (March '05 - May '05)
avg (renamed to Firesomething)
Firesomething (May '05 - present)
LANs
i17 (with Contact!)
UKT 6 (with Contact!)
GGL 3 (1st with Bravura)
WGR 5 (3rd with Firesomething - mix team)
UC 4 (joint 3rd with CHix - mix team)
Harrow Arena (3rd with Firesomething)
And now a story...
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done they were left with 3 finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.....
.... Kill Her!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another.
Then they heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat the bugger to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them