Activities:

Making late night obscene phone calls
Sculpting my guns
Dunking my willy in friends pints without them knowing, and then watching them drink it.
Fat girl rodeo – jumping on fat girls backs from behind and then whispering in there ear things like “you’re so fat, it’s degusting” and see how long you can stay on for.
Mine sweeping - heading out for a big night with no money, then hitting as many pubs and clubs as possible, whilst there i steal peoples drinks whilst they are dancing or in the toilet. However one most shout mine sweep when the drink is being stolen. It’s called mine sweep as sometimes you get caught and its fight time!

Interests:

Dancing my little feet off at my local discotheque, this involves many hours of shape busting whilst simultaneously looking irresistible to the opposite sex.

Finger painting Christmas cards for my super cool chums

Annoying old people – In a crowded bus or train asking them for there seat whilst pretending to have a bad back. Or maybe just telling them that I don’t think any of the world wars happened.

Mixing up the penny sweets in Woolworths, so when u scoop for fizzy fish, POW you’ve got a lickerish alsort!!

Being part of an organized crime wave that specializes in stealing milk from the milkman, we plan to get into the paper. Once done we drink the milk and then leave a note in the bottle for the unlucky household saying “SLAP, you have been hit by the milky bar kids”

Favorite Music:

progessive german trace - played only by the triangle

Favorite TV Shows:

ummm tricky one, i would have to say the free 5min freeview of softcore porn found on television X

Favorite Movies:

Anchorman & Fat girls on a slut rampage 4 - the 3rd one was just appalling the girls were not nearly fat or slutty enough.

Favorite Books:

I like to read where’s Wally, when ive found the little fucker and his bum chum mates I like to circle them with my black marker pen, afterwards I normally return the books back to the library so the kids can enjoy them to!! (ive read most of them form his fantastic adventure book to the limited edition title named wallys wheelchaired anticks) classic book series, a real brain teaser, still haven’t finished them all, i am stuck on the last page, its a fucker because there is like 9 million wallys! Where the bollocks are you wally, show yourself coward!!!

About Me:

I am a shy psychopatheic type who likes to fingerpaint in the nude whilst watching disney films, so just a typical bloke really.