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Favourite Nerd?
1. Poker nerd. He's that guy who talks about how much he knows and plays online all day, yet never seems to have any money.
2. MMO nerd. This guy parses everything, spends hours and hours researching specs and watching vids, and then criticizes your gear/arena/spec/everything ingroup when you login to casually do a heroic. The class of choice for this type of nerd in all games is "rogue".
3. Metal nerd. He's heard every song ever made with a guitar and scoffs at any band that has more than six fans. The band you like always sucks to him.
4. Fantasy nerd. When not rolling dice, slurping Pepsi and braying like a mule over "funny" online D&D comics, this nerd can be found roleplaying sexual situations to help relieve the tension that comes from 28 years without physical love involving another person.
5. Internet Meme Nerds: the type that use internet memes/acronyms in real life, e.g my friend who says "lul fail" constantly. Usually fail in social circles because the memes can be so obscure that he will look more along the lines of an idiot (IRL) than someone witty (Online).
6. Anime Nerds: They've seen each and every anime and feel that american television is worthless, they dismiss any anime that is popular/mainstream and watch one of their own lesser known animes in which they feel is artistic and deep in some sense, however when it comes right down to it, it's the most stupidest shit you'll ever see. They also like anything and everything Japanese and have aspirations of moving there if they don't live there already.
7. Computer Nerds: Often get riled up after someone makes a common error with a computer, these nerds feel the need to be cocky in whatever aspect computers are involved with. They typically like to laugh at people who are not very good at computers and feel they are superior because they are tech savvy, E.g "lol noob, that monitor uses active-matrix technology.. I can't believe you didn't know that, you shouldn't even own a computer".
8. Porn Nerd: The type of nerd who watches too much porn and is addicted to sex even though they've never had any physical contact with the member of opposite sex (Usually teenage boys and young male adults are this type of nerd). Whether its real life or online, the only thing this person has on his mind is sex, while at times it can be humorous it may lead to awkward situations and often will scare away any female within proximity.
Add your own nerds!
2. MMO nerd. This guy parses everything, spends hours and hours researching specs and watching vids, and then criticizes your gear/arena/spec/everything ingroup when you login to casually do a heroic. The class of choice for this type of nerd in all games is "rogue".
3. Metal nerd. He's heard every song ever made with a guitar and scoffs at any band that has more than six fans. The band you like always sucks to him.
4. Fantasy nerd. When not rolling dice, slurping Pepsi and braying like a mule over "funny" online D&D comics, this nerd can be found roleplaying sexual situations to help relieve the tension that comes from 28 years without physical love involving another person.
5. Internet Meme Nerds: the type that use internet memes/acronyms in real life, e.g my friend who says "lul fail" constantly. Usually fail in social circles because the memes can be so obscure that he will look more along the lines of an idiot (IRL) than someone witty (Online).
6. Anime Nerds: They've seen each and every anime and feel that american television is worthless, they dismiss any anime that is popular/mainstream and watch one of their own lesser known animes in which they feel is artistic and deep in some sense, however when it comes right down to it, it's the most stupidest shit you'll ever see. They also like anything and everything Japanese and have aspirations of moving there if they don't live there already.
7. Computer Nerds: Often get riled up after someone makes a common error with a computer, these nerds feel the need to be cocky in whatever aspect computers are involved with. They typically like to laugh at people who are not very good at computers and feel they are superior because they are tech savvy, E.g "lol noob, that monitor uses active-matrix technology.. I can't believe you didn't know that, you shouldn't even own a computer".
8. Porn Nerd: The type of nerd who watches too much porn and is addicted to sex even though they've never had any physical contact with the member of opposite sex (Usually teenage boys and young male adults are this type of nerd). Whether its real life or online, the only thing this person has on his mind is sex, while at times it can be humorous it may lead to awkward situations and often will scare away any female within proximity.
Add your own nerds!
Essentially they're all the same thing, and all equally annoying.
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