Lol hey guys, me and a few friends where partying one night and came up with some pretty l33t DotA pickup lines and inuendos for the lulz, here are a few of them :D

1. I shotgun bush!
2. Can i solo your bottom?
3. Hey butterfly, il buy u a clarity if ul come to base with me?
4. Dont run, im not a rapier.
5. Can we share a tango?
6. Nice shoes, wana play DotA?
7. I hate being ganged, but il 1v1 u any day.
8. wanna uproot my tree of life?
9. hey, what level r u?

lol ok those where SOME of the comments from friends. they r pretty silly D:

heres a random DotA add:

Dota Girl wanted
Date: 2008-10-08, 11:38AM CDT

Allstar Dota player seeking like minded female for hot scourge on sentinel action.
Can you sit for prolonged periods of time on my lap being super hot while I pwn n00bs?
Are you as PHAT as leviathan stacked full of HoTs?
Are you level 18 or higher ?
Then you may have what it takes to be my Crystal Maiden
Reply with a pic... and I will do the same.
Please no IRL fat messes.. I live an active lifestyle both in and out of the game.
I'm a super nice guy, I don't gank on the first game, and I'll never try to gank you from behind.
I'm in it for the long run, and will never leave a game before it's over.

Yours Truly.
Dota Ghost

P.S. I'm super serious about the level 18 stuff. I don't want to goto jail because I ganked a n00b.

:Oo

Crazy comments will come :D!

haha :D Can I solo your bottom is really epic haha really made me laugh :D.

Good stuff! :D

\:D/ hehe

Gentlemans ;}

they are rly like little children stupid players, but good spamers :P:P:P