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gosu quotes

Damn, after SK gaming got redesigned, one of the epic threads that was lost with the others was "gosu quotes".

Here are some I managed to dig up by googling. If anyone keeps the rest, post them here! :D

PaTo- Where is your Mexican cocksucker?

ToD- Your mom is under my desk, why?

4k-Tod : "Nice imbalance you fucking noob"

[16:35:23] mTw-DIDI8: I FUCING HATE NE VS NE
[16:35:25] mTw-DIDI8: AWAY FROM KEYBOARD
[16:36:08] SK.ElakeDuck: thats how it is when u play a balanced matchup
[16:36:10] SK.ElakeDuck: away from keyboard

64AMD.Deadman: can i join SK Nuke?
SK.NuKe: take a cigaret and fuck off, apm

Duck: "Elf can mass one unit attack move and win the game without contestation versus all races, but its alright cause gargs can FLY oVER THE FOREST TO AN ISLAND AND HEAL THEMSELVES" (C) Sk.Duck

Elakeduck: lets keep things mannered k?!
(dunno the player name): k...
Elakeduck: NIGGER HAHA PWNED ^^

Elakeduck: Human tactic: Build arcane say gg
Elakeduck: Why dont you tell me when u have finished ur arcane tower to save us both some time.
Human: ok
*some minutes later*
Human: Tower done
Elakeduck: gg
"Elakeduck has left the game"

"anything u can do, I can do better" - grubby


Written by LaughingSkull 6 months ago

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u dont know of game - deadman to grubby
and i saw a couple of good quotes in arceus' profile
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"No one on earth can beat me" - Sky before losin' to Creo

I don't believe.
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it's not. it was a mistake in translating or something like this, like he said in his interview after the wcg.
well PGL used it in their intro so it seems it wasnt bad translation.But Sky had true Creo isnt from Earth or at least he has played as he would be from another planet:)
ElakeDuck:
"Well, I suck"

"I don't know, somdays you suck, somedays you don't suck!"
(Anwer to the question why he sucks)

"Well, I can share my units to SaSe, so he can micro for me"
(Answer to the question how he will play in the 2on2 when he sucks)
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that was tod who was using sky's id at that time in asia.
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actually I miss a lotta quotes in my profile since the old forum got deleted.Hope WebArchive can help me find these things.
and well,Duck is forever my hero,anyone remember his tryin' to write imba with peon ?
"The 1500 icon of humans should be a tower", xyligan.
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that was tod with skys acc
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scorpias that acc belonged to ToD. But it did have great stats!
# - Gostop : *Speaks Korean*
- ToD : Plz Speak English i don't understand
- Gostop : *Continues in Korean*
- ToD : In English plz, show respect
- Gostop : *Continues in Korean*
- ToD :*In French* Putain mais sale fils de pute tu vas parler anglais !

winner tbh :D
hahaha....i want replay....
"Elf can mass one unit attack move and win the game without contestation versus all races, but its alright cause gargs can FLY oVER THE FOREST TO AN ISLAND AND HEAL THEMSELVES" (C)
it is madfrog's
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nope, it's ducks
don't think frog would write something like that anyways
A bit out of topic because it's a whole chatlog : Grubby and Satiini had a great chat during a ladder game where they didn't know who they where playing against : http://tft.replayers.com/index.php?action=view&id=87587
"just chilling coz I know im playing vs noob" Satiini
Can I write IMBA with peons?

-Elake
Deadman in ladder game vs. Grubby: can you give me win?
Grubby: no
Deadman: plz don't upload replay
i got a nice one!

ToD: say hi to sentiment,stew,disco etc..............
ToD: Don't you plan to attack?
DowaQ: I did at the beginning, now its your turn
Few hero's down later
ToD: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Priceless thread :)
"I'm waiting for a single non-elf to admit NE isn't imba, or a single elf to admit their own race is imba. So far I haven't found any." - 4K.Grubby

"Its a fact elf can lose there army 2 times and still win, other races cant. Thats the elf factor." - fnatic.Rotterdam

"Elf is imba because you just need:
1. A-button
2. Wisps
3. Dh
4. Beastmaster
5. Panda
6. Talons
7. Cup of coffee" - mouZ.SaSe

"elf is imba not becauz they are overpowered,but because they are ridicously easy to play." - fnatic.Vankor

"NE is the only race that can harrass, creep, mass, expand and tech at the same time." - xeQ.Sh4KuR

"Try creeping vs elf and let the elf creep also..the result will be funny =)" - fnatic.Vankor

"Druid of the Talon (Unarmored)
These guys are very easily killed. It shouldn't be hard. Just rush them with pretty much anything."
http://www.battle.net/war3/nightelf/killthene.shtml

"#65 Male offline fnatic|RotterdaM @ 2006-06-05 02:13:58
bad manner is taking def win's, bad manner is showing up late or not at all at clanwars,
bad manner is unpausing when someone wanna pause, bad manner is cheating over teamspeak/wtv/maphack
or whatever, bad manner is saying you hope people to die or whatever,making a comment about balance
aint bad manner, its expressing your feelings. When i think i lost cause of bullshit i say it, and if people get
upset over that they will get a hard life ;F"
Didn't know Sh4kur gained gosu status :D:D
I am.
Haha that Bnet page is really funny ^^

-Avoid Air
Night Elf players have several options for attacking air units including Archers and Hippogryphs. You shouldn't try to use air unless you do hit and run attacks on their town or unless the enemy has nothing but Huntresses
Say that to an undead :D
lol ! funny quotes
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Duck my personal jesus
Winner never quits and quiter never wins!™ MaD]Q[FroG
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madfrog quit
"thats some serious coiling skills u got" Tod after loosing to Lucifer ;(

(00:07 / All) MYM]Lucifer: play or
(00:07 / All) ToD4K: k no lag
(00:20 / All) ToD4K: but
(00:22 / All) ToD4K: there is a problem
(00:35 / All) MYM]Lucifer: play
(00:39 / All) ToD4K: this map is bug for ud, why are we playing on it ?
(00:40 / All) ToD4K: :)
(00:50 / All) ToD4K: no
(00:52 / All) MYM]Lucifer: no
(00:53 / All) MYM]Lucifer: just play
(00:59 / All) ToD4K: negative sir
(01:35 / All) ToD4K: THX
(01:36 / All) ToD4K: U2
somebody: "where's intox?"
heman: "dead. car accident"

insomnia makes fe on lt
heman: "does he realize that he towerrushes creeps?"
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Duck @ inet cafe in cologne

#11 ElakeDuck @ 2007-03-29 21:24:32
anyways i have the flu and can barelz stand so i didnt thoink i wayas going to nglfinals but lastminute i decide not to be a rat so i go here nobodz waiting for me at the airpot thx trimble hope ur familz dies so i dont know shit hotel/location whatever and for somereason mz credit card stopped working mazbe german atms are to old i dontknow so after checkinginto some random hotel tosurviver atleast one more nightihaveabout 10 euros leftith ink its enough to get drunk before jumping infrontof a car...goodluck tomorrow elfiand rrotterdam (´ßtrimble?) FUCKGERMAN KEZBOARDS

- L E G E N D A R Y -

and another one was when he made a thread after getting kicked from fnatic

threadname: kicked from fnatic
threadcreator: ElakeDuck
thread content: that´s all.

envious vs elakeduck @ tm

duck: tell me when arcane is up so i can leave.
envi after 2:30: arcane is up.
duck: gg
duck has left the game
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hahah i remember that quote from ngl and that thread,hundreds of replies to him.
Duck in my heart !
yeah, i remember, too. the whole thread was legend...
Legendary, with a capital L, alright!

*ToD pauses the game in the beginning*
ToD: sec, sound
ElakeDuck: scared?

*some player's hero dies*
Player: lag
ElakeDuck: bullshit

There was a ladder game between duck and Inso where Duck attempted a tier 1 2-rax grunt rush. Insomnia stopped it WHILE TECHING. The chat was just pure gold. I remember some parts of it, but it doesn't do it justice if I post them. Really, you need to read the WHOLE thing! If only someone could find it...

haha, found it as I was writing post!
HERE:
http://www.wc3addicts.com/replay.php?rid=14555

PRESS CHATLOG; READ; LAUGH ASS OFF

inso was so mannered. don't know if every gamer would be so relaxed. but that chat log is very nice. how often did he write fuck or fucking... couldn't count anymore :D
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Elake vs Inso - priceless chatlog. Big thx for bringing it up
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Seriously, Inso rocks :D
i remember a game between them on tirisfal glades: in the very end duck's grunts were running away and dying from hawks and duck was flaming but eventually inso said "NOOB" (the only time i was him saying noob)
If there is someone, who can make inso say something unmannered it's definetely Duck
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remember a 2v2,the opponents were surrounding Duck's base or smth like that.Duck said like 'boring afk go to shit'.The opponents' army entered the base and got destroyed in a second TT
This is just so fucking good:

[00:16:31] SK.Insomnia: how old are you btw ?
[00:16:38] ElakeDuck[KB]: IM
[00:16:39] ElakeDuck[KB]: 17
[00:16:41] ElakeDuck[KB]: AND YES
[00:16:42] ElakeDuck[KB]: IM RETARDED
[00:16:44] ElakeDuck[KB]: SO FUCKIGN WHAT?
The funny thing is that eventually they were in the same clan :D
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TargA_ : 20 games a day isnt even close to what he plays each day imo :D
QPERATOR : and also isn't close to the amount of hamburgers you consume a day
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Inso dealt with that better than anyone i can think of. Good job.
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inso´s gosuphrase was "i come in peace you go in pieces" :)))
where was that from ?
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he said it a few times but oh well i dont remember in which games
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well Duck is king of quotes :D , but the lates that dude fx. vs grubby is teh best ! :D

01:01) (All) fx.: 16-1
(01:08) (All) fx.: fake?
(01:10) (All) MYM.Grubby: yes nice isnt it ?
(01:12) (All) MYM.Grubby: up from 7-1 !
(01:21) (All) MYM.Grubby: a real improvement, i should think
(01:25) (All) fx.: haha
(01:31) (All) fx.: alt tab
(01:33) (All) fx.: i love it
(01:39) (All) MYM.Grubby: really ?
(01:41) (All) fx.: patch
(01:42) (All) MYM.Grubby: what do u love about it ?
(01:43) (All) fx.: next month
(01:47) (All) fx.: u retard orc
(01:52) (All) MYM.Grubby: ohhh
(01:54) (All) MYM.Grubby: : )
(01:58) (All) MYM.Grubby: see u again in 1.22
(02:01) (All) fx.: ye
(02:04) (All) fx.: bm fix
(02:07) (All) fx.: funny
(02:08) (All) fx.: 100 dmg
(02:09) (All) fx.: per hit
(02:10) (All) fx.: t1
(02:12) (All) fx.: i cant heal
(02:13) (All) MYM.Grubby: like u could beat fs
(02:14) (All) fx.: but u have
(02:20) (All) fx.: infinity heal
(02:22) (All) fx.: and mana
(02:29) (All) fx.: u even cant beat my cat
(02:37) (All) MYM.Grubby: u have a cat?
(02:42) (All) fx.: indeed
(02:44) (All) MYM.Grubby: a he or a she?
(02:48) (All) fx.: she
(02:51) (All) MYM.Grubby: thats nice
(03:21) (All) MYM.Grubby: dont u think dogs>cats?
(03:27) (All) fx.: no way
(03:38) (All) fx.: my girl likes cats either
(03:52) (All) MYM.Grubby: thats why then
(04:13) (All) fx.: funny hu
(05:05) (All) fx.: dont mess with my inet
(05:40) (All) fx.: i admire u honestly
(05:44) (All) fx.: u can come over to my house
(05:52) (All) fx.: #and fuck my sister
(06:04) (All) MYM.Grubby: nice offer
(06:05) (All) MYM.Grubby: but no thx
(07:44) (All) fx.: hell
(07:46) (All) fx.: uare a not grubby
(09:23) (All) MYM.Grubby: go
(13:26) (All) fx.: haha
(13:28) (All) fx.: AGHAHA
(13:29) (All) fx.: AHHAHAA
(13:30) (All) fx.: AHAHAHA
(13:34) (All) fx.: u arent the real grubby
(13:35) (All) fx.: anywa
(13:36) (All) fx.: y
(13:58) (All) MYM.Grubby: so then its ok to flame right?
(14:05) (All) fx.: fucking faker
(17:54) (All) fx.: u fucking noob
(17:56) (All) fx.: cant believe
(17:57) (All) fx.: i lose
(18:00) (All) fx.: vs u fucking faker
(18:01) (All) fx.: u are so bad
(18:03) (All) fx.: lose early all
(18:08) (All) fx.: BUT ORC IS SO FUCING NICE
(18:10) (All) fx.: AND MY PING
(18:12) (All) fx.: IS SO FUCKING BAD
(18:15) (All) fx.: AND MY COMPUTER
(18:16) (All) MYM.Grubby: ;]
(18:17) (All) fx.: IS EVEN WORSE
(18:19) (All) fx.: TRY TO PLAY
(18:21) (All) fx.: WITH THIS
(18:21) (All) fx.: FUCKING
(18:22) (All) fx.: SHIT
(18:24) (All) fx.: I COME
(18:25) (All) fx.: ON LAN
(18:27) (All) fx.: I FUCK U
(18:29) (All) MYM.Grubby: aka?
(18:33) (All) fx.: UR MOM
(18:35) (All) fx.: AKA I FUCK
(18:35) (All) fx.: U
(19:21) (All) fx.: hell
(19:22) (All) fx.: on lan
(19:23) (All) fx.: i fuck
(19:24) (All) fx.: u
(19:27) (All) fx.: u know that u are or
(19:29) (All) fx.: orc
(19:31) (All) fx.: fucking retard race
(19:34) (All) fx.: ORC > ud
(19:36) (All) fx.: every noob
(19:37) (All) fx.: has
(19:39) (All) fx.: 80% vs orc
(19:40) (All) MYM.Grubby: sweet >3:0 xiaot
(19:42) (All) fx.: u have to be 10 times better
(19:45) (All) fx.: than ur opponent
(19:47) (All) fx.: ARE THERE ANY
(20:07) (All) fx.: ARE THER ANY
(20:08) (All) fx.: FUCKING REPLAY
(20:17) (All) fx.: tell mne
(20:19) (All) fx.: tell
(20:19) (All) fx.: me
(20:26) (All) fx.: will the
(20:27) (All) fx.: replays
(20:29) (All) fx.: be released
(20:35) (All) MYM.Grubby: maybe not in time for ur heart attack
(20:44) (All) fx.: U FUCKING
(20:45) (All) fx.: NOOB
(20:54) (All) fx.: U KNOW WHAT U ARE
(20:55) (All) fx.: U RETARD
(20:56) (All) fx.: NOOB
(20:57) (All) fx.: I MAKE
(21:00) (All) fx.: BENCHPRESS
(21:02) (All) fx.: 120 KG
(21:04) (All) fx.: 2 TIMES
(21:06) (All) fx.: U BASTARD
(21:06) (All) fx.: I COME
(21:07) (All) fx.: ON LAN
(21:09) (All) MYM.Grubby: hahahhahahahaha
(21:11) (All) fx.: FUCK U IN WC3
(21:12) (All) fx.: AND THEN
(21:14) (All) fx.: I FUCK U AGAIN
(21:16) (All) fx.: U RETARD
(21:16) (All) fx.: NOOB
(21:27) (All) fx.: 'HELL
(21:34) (All) fx.: TELL
(21:34) (All) fx.: ME
(21:38) (All) fx.: WILL THERE BE
(21:40) (All) fx.: ANY RELPAYS
(21:41) (All) fx.: U RETARD
(21:48) (All) fx.: WILL THEY BE RELEASED
(22:13) (All) fx.: OMG
(22:14) (All) fx.: I FUCK
(22:16) (All) fx.: UR MOOM
(22:19) (All) fx.: UR SISTER
(22:21) (All) fx.: EVEN UR DAD
(22:30) (All) fx.: u are so noob
(22:31) (All) fx.: retard
(22:32) (All) fx.: in 1.22
(22:34) (All) fx.: i fuck
(22:35) (All) fx.: u
(22:37) (All) fx.: even now i fuck
(22:37) (All) fx.: u
(22:40) (All) fx.: i always fuck u
(22:41) (All) MYM.Grubby: u got some problems man
(22:42) (All) MYM.Grubby: ; )
(22:42) (All) fx.: BUT TRY TO PLAY
(22:44) (All) fx.: WITH MY COMPTUER
(22:46) (All) fx.: IT IS SO FUCKING SHIT
(22:48) (All) fx.: THIS
(22:48) (All) fx.: SHIST
(22:50) (All) fx.: ALWAYS SHIT
(22:56) (All) fx.: hell
(22:59) (All) fx.: dont stats me
(23:00) (All) fx.: u retard
(23:02) (All) fx.: this is share acc
(23:04) (All) fx.: i fuck ur mom
(23:21) (All) fx.: COME U MOTHERFUCKER
(24:00) (All) fx.: FUCKING
(24:01) (All) fx.: PSIOTIO
(24:03) (All) fx.: UR ETARD
(24:10) (All) fx.: HAHA
(24:21) (All) fx.: NOOB
(24:22) (All) fx.: TP
(24:23) (All) fx.: YES
(24:24) (All) fx.: RIGHT
(24:25) (All) fx.: U FUCKJING
(24:26) (All) fx.: NOBOB
(24:27) (All) fx.: U SE
(24:28) (All) fx.: IS
(24:29) (All) fx.: THIS
(24:29) (All) MYM.Grubby: didnt lose a unit
(24:29) (All) fx.: BAL?ANCE
(24:31) (All) fx.: U RETARD
(24:33) (All) fx.: AHHAHA
(24:33) (All) fx.: STUF
(24:34) (All) fx.: U NERD
(24:36) (All) fx.: I FUCK U
(24:38) (All) fx.: U KNOW
(24:39) (All) fx.: INLAN
(24:41) (All) fx.: LAN
(24:43) (All) fx.: U KNOW
(24:44) (All) fx.: U FUCKING
(24:45) (All) fx.: COME LAN
(24:46) (All) fx.: I FUCK
(24:47) (All) fx.: U
(24:48) (All) fx.: IN WC3
(24:50) (All) fx.: AND AFTER
(24:51) (All) fx.: I FUCK
(24:51) (All) fx.: U
(24:56) (All) fx.: MY ARMS ARE
(25:02) (All) fx.: AS BIG AS UR LEGS ARE
(25:03) (All) fx.: U FUCKING
(25:04) (All) MYM.Grubby: i can recommend u to a good therapist
(25:08) (All) fx.: COMPUter
(25:14) (All) fx.: OMG
(25:33) (All) fx.: A KLICK
(25:38) (All) MYM.Grubby: t
(25:42) (All) fx.: THATS WHAT U ARE
(25:45) (All) fx.: AN A KLIC NOOB
(25:46) (All) fx.: GO TO HELL
(25:48) (All) fx.: I FUCK U
(25:53) (All) fx.: OH YEAH
(25:56) (All) fx.: TEL ME
(25:58) (All) fx.: WHERE U LIVE
(25:58) (All) fx.: I COME
(26:00) (All) fx.: AND FUCK U
(26:01) (All) fx.: WE PLAY LAN
(26:03) (All) fx.: I PLAY
(26:04) (All) fx.: LT
(26:04) (All) fx.: GW
(26:06) (All) fx.: FUCK U
(26:08) (All) fx.: 1-0
(26:09) (All) fx.: 1-0
(26:10) (All) fx.: 1-0
(26:11) (All) fx.: 1-0
(26:13) (All) fx.: AGAIN AND AGIAN
(26:16) (All) fx.: U MOTHERFUCKER
(26:21) (All) fx.: LOOK
(26:23) (All) fx.: AT UR TC
(26:25) (All) MYM.Grubby: did u have a bad day today?
(26:26) (All) fx.: HIS NAME IS MANR
(26:29) (All) fx.: U FUCKING ABSTARD
(26:32) (All) fx.: LOOK AT
(26:33) (All) fx.: BM
(26:34) (All) fx.: THAT IS
(26:35) (All) fx.: FUCKING
(26:37) (All) fx.: RIDICULOUS
(26:39) (All) fx.: HOW MUCH DM
(26:43) (All) fx.: DMG
(26:44) (All) fx.: YES
(26:46) (All) fx.: GIVE IT TOME