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uk SK|Zechs
31,555 XP

Zechs


Super Old School
Made up stats i wish were true

Ripping of The Guardian sports pages with gay abandon, i bring you "Made-up WC3 Statistics that should be true"

Total number of Dryads killed on battle.net last month: 10,690,712
Total Exp given by dyards last month: 30
Total number of heros killed on battle.net last month: 25,982
Number killed by Undead or Orc: 25, 981
Total number of scout towers built last month: 152,124,883
Total number of human tourney winners: 0
Total number of bears built last month: 9,405,981
Total number of tauren built last month: 1 (a mis-click)
Total number of scoutfarms destroyed last month: 7
Total number of orc burrows destroyed last month: 120,980,153

Feel free to add your own!

Posted: 2008-04-07 05:48:48

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de hmppp
12,646 XP

hmppp


Newbie
Nerd?
se Spittie-
11,170 XP

Spittie-


Elite
You really think this is the only one?... I mean really?
bg hostilepulse
24,939 XP

hostilepulse


Normal
you know , we should start from somewhere
nl NookE
17,241 XP

NookE


Normal
Tough crowd eh? Well I thought it was funny.
se FuRy
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FuRy


Very Old School
Total damage made by blademaster: 153 980 107 780 810 187 081 810 430 320 000 000 0000
de pille-
12,103 XP

pille-


Elite
i think its funny

seriously
ar senar
20,436 XP

no image


Pro
hehe :D
de FunPlayer
15,482 XP

FunPlayer


Pro
@FuRy
you forget the !
nz Sirz
10,430 XP

Sirz


Normal
total number of towers built by chinese, 104597344309
si kume_V
14,854 XP

kume_V


Pro
total number of heros killed by MK's infamous Storm Bolt+Thunderclap combo:1234567890
se FuRy
25,667 XP

FuRy


Very Old School
And also WinnerS, Yange, HoT, Focus
fr NXFalkeN
5,876 XP

no image


Old School
@FuRy
total number of freewin gave to FuRy this month : 5
uk SK|Malystryx
54,235 XP

Malystryx


Elite
Total number of trolls on this forum: 0
us revail
14,089 XP

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@dedic
get a life plz
pix Yag-Nosyt
1 XP

Yag-Nosyt


Newbie
@FuRy
Best post! Fury > thread!

uk AOR6
1 XP

AOR6


Normal
@Malystryx
Total number of people evading Malastryx's wrath: 0

No one gets away!
se TowerPowerNerf
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TowerPowerNerf


Normal
Total number of noobs winning vs me on the ladder: 981 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 999 871 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 999 999 999 999 999 899 52. Thats it, someone gotta take it to the extreme level. All posters above me, feel owned.
az dedic
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dedic


Elite
total number of DH killed last month : 0
bg hostilepulse
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hostilepulse


Normal
@dedic
total number of DH killed last century : 0
il ZeuNet
13,948 XP

ZeuNet


Pro
total number of tiehacked games: 76124839210239485.
bd JAMROCK
11,047 XP

no image


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total number of happy undeads: 0
bg srsBro88
12,611 XP

srsBro88


Elite
I wish I could add sth, but I can't be so creative =) . Fury>haters !:)
cn Sofachina
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Sofachina


Pro
@JAMROCK
haha,,,this is epic!
uk AOR6
1 XP

AOR6


Normal
@dedic
Broken keyboards caused by DH and Hex+Ensnare = 13213232399.
nz Sirz
10,430 XP

Sirz


Normal
@dedic
get out furys doin well now :) i saw heaps of 2-0 2-1 :)
lv kristaps1991
1 XP

no image


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haha so funny :D like total number of happy undeads :D
fr NXFalkeN
5,876 XP

no image


Old School
total number of new patches this year : 0
nz Sirz
10,430 XP

Sirz


Normal
rofl hahah
de FunPlayer
15,482 XP

FunPlayer


Pro
@JAMROCK
There is 1 Happy Undead.
pix Yag-Nosyt
1 XP

Yag-Nosyt


Newbie
de FunPlayer
15,482 XP

FunPlayer


Pro
@JAMROCK
touché
pix Yag-Nosyt
1 XP

Yag-Nosyt


Newbie
@FunPlayer
say that on Lan and you're dead.
ro wierdeN--
1 XP

wierdeN--


Newbie
i own you anyway xD
us iSrA_MoTiF
4,681 XP

no image


Newbie
Total number of games UD won vs Orc - 0
nz Sirz
10,430 XP

Sirz


Normal
total number of thumb downs given to moska 1000000000000000000
at e-spider
21,315 XP

e-spider


Pro
[ ] funny
[x] not
de -fabian
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-fabian


Normal
@e-spider
number of really funny "not" posts last week: 0
de FunPlayer
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FunPlayer


Pro
Real stats I wish were untrue:

Orc vs Undead 275 178 61%
Undead vs Night Elf 332 240 58%
de -fabian
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-fabian


Normal
@FunPlayer
you won like 275178,61 games out of 100?
bug?
no GamlaSonn
16,930 XP

GamlaSonn


Normal
Epic thread. I lolled.
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