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5 months ago
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Made up stats i wish were true

Ripping of The Guardian sports pages with gay abandon, i bring you "Made-up WC3 Statistics that should be true"

Total number of Dryads killed on battle.net last month: 10,690,712
Total Exp given by dyards last month: 30
Total number of heros killed on battle.net last month: 25,982
Number killed by Undead or Orc: 25, 981
Total number of scout towers built last month: 152,124,883
Total number of human tourney winners: 0
Total number of bears built last month: 9,405,981
Total number of tauren built last month: 1 (a mis-click)
Total number of scoutfarms destroyed last month: 7
Total number of orc burrows destroyed last month: 120,980,153

Feel free to add your own!

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5 months ago
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Nerd?
5 months ago
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You really think this is the only one?... I mean really?
5 months ago
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you know , we should start from somewhere
5 months ago
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Tough crowd eh? Well I thought it was funny.
5 months ago
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Total damage made by blademaster: 153 980 107 780 810 187 081 810 430 320 000 000 0000
5 months ago
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i think its funny

seriously
5 months ago
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hehe :D
5 months ago
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you forget the !
5 months ago
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total number of towers built by chinese, 104597344309
5 months ago
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total number of heros killed by MK's infamous Storm Bolt+Thunderclap combo:1234567890
5 months ago
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And also WinnerS, Yange, HoT, Focus
5 months ago
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total number of freewin gave to FuRy this month : 5
5 months ago
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Total number of trolls on this forum: 0
5 months ago
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get a life plz
5 months ago
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Best post! Fury > thread!

5 months ago
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Total number of people evading Malastryx's wrath: 0

No one gets away!
5 months ago
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Total number of noobs winning vs me on the ladder: 981 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 999 871 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 999 999 999 999 999 899 52. Thats it, someone gotta take it to the extreme level. All posters above me, feel owned.
5 months ago
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total number of DH killed last month : 0
5 months ago
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total number of DH killed last century : 0
5 months ago
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total number of tiehacked games: 76124839210239485.
5 months ago
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total number of happy undeads: 0
5 months ago
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I wish I could add sth, but I can't be so creative =) . Fury>haters !:)
5 months ago
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haha,,,this is epic!
5 months ago
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Broken keyboards caused by DH and Hex+Ensnare = 13213232399.
5 months ago
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get out furys doin well now :) i saw heaps of 2-0 2-1 :)
5 months ago
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haha so funny :D like total number of happy undeads :D
5 months ago
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total number of new patches this year : 0
5 months ago
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rofl hahah
5 months ago
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There is 1 Happy Undead.
5 months ago
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touché
5 months ago
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say that on Lan and you're dead.
5 months ago
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i own you anyway xD
5 months ago
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Total number of games UD won vs Orc - 0
5 months ago
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total number of thumb downs given to moska 1000000000000000000
5 months ago
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[ ] funny
[x] not
5 months ago
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number of really funny "not" posts last week: 0
4 months ago
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Real stats I wish were untrue:

Orc vs Undead 275 178 61%
Undead vs Night Elf 332 240 58%
4 months ago
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you won like 275178,61 games out of 100?
bug?
4 months ago
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Epic thread. I lolled.
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