Moons demonhunter is Chuck Norris
Moons demonhunter starts at level 3
Moons demonhunter can manaburn footmen
Moons demonhunter actually hunts demons when no command is given

Humans in china once tried to build a tower to the sky but they accidentally hit the moon and it disintegrated into a grubby mess, The huge pile of stones l'a'yn strewn across the land in a line seemingly streched fovever into infi'nity. People were not happy, until a shy bur well like'd farmer named ted proclaimed: "we need to focus and come up with a idea", Someone said, lets turn it into a wall, it could be the great wall of china!
Nah farmer ted said, "are you a fucking retard? thats way too much work!", lets just invite our danish friend Targa. So next day Targa came along and he ate all the stones.
And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

(True story)

There are no pro gamers. Just a list of people Moon allows to get paid

hahah that was funny.

Pamel Anderson was model for moons archers :D No1 else has

now come on, stop thumbing down all the moonfacts retards

¨-Moon was born out of "Uranus"
-Moon lives inside "space"
-Moon's best friend is Uranus he would sure like to send he's rocketship there
-Deadman calld moon to get some elf tips. And Moon understod he's english
-Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on Moon
-Moon + beer = Fullmoon
-When Moon dance. He moonwalks
-Happy wanted to send he's rusrocket to the backside of the moon but it was a no

Agree with SynxisBack! :(

those are kute :D

-- Moon doesn't micro his units, the units move away from his mouse cursor.
-- There is no 'ctrl' button on Moon's computer. Moon is always in control.
--moon does not harras his enemy, he creeps them.

I almsot wet my pants laughing. x)

@thman91 u rly wet ur pants easy do you?

i wet it all the time!

-Moon purchased a staff of preservation to attempt staffing bears from the local zoo with his 2007 earnings. It worked.

Moon tried not to cry in pain when reading this topic. He succeeded.

lol guy u failed obviously with ur 'pathetic attempt to be funny'

"Humans in china once tried to build a tower to the sky but they accidentally hit the moon and it disintegrated into a grubby mess, The huge pile of stones l'a'yn strewn across the land in a line seemingly streched fovever into infi'nity. People were not happy, until a shy bur well like'd farmer named ted proclaimed: "we need to focus and come up with a idea", Someone said, lets turn it into a wall, it could be the great wall of china!
Nah farmer ted said, "are you a fucking retard? thats way too much work!", lets just invite our danish friend Targa. So next day Targa came along and he ate all the stones.
And they all lived happily ever after."

Good but could be better!

TargA is swedish, not danish.

no im from africa u retard

Really. So you're definetaly not one of the starving ones.

"Moon's demonhunter starts at level 3."

i love this one. lol.

u guys are hilarious.

People are saying that Moon is chuck norris of war3 :\ .. he's the bruce lee of war3 ofc!

@ixion

No flames plz.

Moon charmed ToD's peasant and made human heros to beat him with.

@TargaA_
No,you are from McDonalds.

He searched his rivals' recent replays before big tournaments for sure.

There are two types of gamers: good ones, and those that are not Moon.

- Moon gets discount at the tavern, because he's a regular customer

Moons moonwells always heal more because the Moon causes high tide

Moon sometimes breaks his hand to level his skills to other progamers. Not like it makes a difference in the end though...

u guys are pathetic........

gogo thumb me down!

Moon can kill 2 gryphons with one sheep
Moon can touch MC Hammer.
Its not true that Moon can`t speak good english, because he only recognizes which words are english

Moons computer logs in to "battle.not" for the unnecessary practice.

One day , Moon discover the DH , Chuck Norris was born.

Moon'warden does not blink, he just moves the map under her foot!

here are many great ones I love it :)
"- Moon will Never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him
- Moon never retreats, he just attacks in an oppisite direction
- It takes moon 20 minutes to play 60 minutes "
ROFL dude ^^

If Moon played Starcraft, he'd be "the fourth race". If he played Warhammer, he'd be "the 81012342th race"! Lolw00t?