Ripping of The Guardian sports pages with gay abandon, i bring you "Made-up WC3 Statistics that should be true"

Total number of Dryads killed on battle.net last month: 10,690,712
Total Exp given by dyards last month: 30
Total number of heros killed on battle.net last month: 25,982
Number killed by Undead or Orc: 25, 981
Total number of scout towers built last month: 152,124,883
Total number of human tourney winners: 0
Total number of bears built last month: 9,405,981
Total number of tauren built last month: 1 (a mis-click)
Total number of scoutfarms destroyed last month: 7
Total number of orc burrows destroyed last month: 120,980,153

Feel free to add your own!

uhh

Nerd?

You really think this is the only one?... I mean really?

you know , we should start from somewhere

Tough crowd eh? Well I thought it was funny.

Total damage made by blademaster: 153 980 107 780 810 187 081 810 430 320 000 000 0000

you forget the !

Best post! Fury > thread!

i think its funny

seriously

hehe :D

total number of towers built by chinese, 104597344309

total number of heros killed by MK's infamous Storm Bolt+Thunderclap combo:1234567890

total number of maps won by FuRy this month : 1 ( against Sky ! )

get a life plz

get out furys doin well now :) i saw heaps of 2-0 2-1 :)

And also WinnerS, Yange, HoT, Focus

total number of freewin gave to FuRy this month : 5

Total number of trolls on this forum: 0

Total number of people evading Malastryx's wrath: 0

No one gets away!

Total number of noobs winning vs me on the ladder: 981 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 999 871 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 999 999 999 999 999 899 52. Thats it, someone gotta take it to the extreme level. All posters above me, feel owned.

total number of DH killed last month : 0

total number of DH killed last century : 0

Broken keyboards caused by DH and Hex+Ensnare = 13213232399.

total number of tiehacked games: 76124839210239485.

total number of happy undeads: 0

haha,,,this is epic!

There is 1 Happy Undead.

quite not true http://www.mymym.com/en/news/12828.html

touché

I wish I could add sth, but I can't be so creative =) . Fury>haters !:)

haha so funny :D like total number of happy undeads :D

total number of new patches this year : 0

rofl hahah

talking about made up stats I wish were true:
I wish elf would be 60% vs all races, instead of 48%, so the new patch would actually make sense.

say that on Lan and you're dead.

i own you anyway xD

Total number of games UD won vs Orc - 0

total number of thumb downs given to moska 1000000000000000000

[ ] funny
[x] not

number of really funny "not" posts last week: 0

Number of wyws made vs ud: 92 002 126

Real stats I wish were untrue:

Orc vs Undead 275 178 61%
Undead vs Night Elf 332 240 58%

you won like 275178,61 games out of 100?
bug?