srsBro88

Elf isn't imba.

powerak

Two pinguins on an iceblock

the one said to the other pinguin; push me of this iceblock
the other one pushed him of the iceblock

mbhawk

thats good one

RecortE

Two muffins are getting baked in the oven. The first one says: "Dude, it's frickin hot in here, we're getting baked!". The second one replies: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

cra1g

RecordtE heard many times, always makes me laugh for some reason.

worst Joke ever:

What do you do if a bird shits on your car?

Dont take her out again.

JLN-

This one is also very bad :D
"Horse walks into a pub and the barman says, 'why the long face?'"

srsBro88

best joke ever is : 3 birds were flying. One turned left, the 2nd went right, the 3rd followed them. !!!:D

Wolvi-

k that was superbad bro.

Wolvi-

worst joke: some disabled dude wins the disco-dance-contest and when he gets inerviewed about his awsome dance he said "but i just wanted to order a coke" :(

SK|Malystryx

hahaha 9/10

SK|Malystryx

I heard this in a classroom when I was 13 and I dont know why but I was in a fit of giggles

Why did the girl fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Its crap, but dunno, I was in hysterics =[

Arceus

"shit in such fashionable style." what a great quote

revail

Eric

Sirorton

Omg, that made me laugh... xD

Sirorton

I've heard that one too. ^^

ZoRTW

omg x)

mnqehz

Two sandgrains in the desert, says the one to the other "we're surrounded!"

good-game

Honey im pregnant

t3h_h82w8

loool xD
it's maked me laught too

Wolvi-

same :D

camocspro

there are these three guys named "somebody" "nobody" and "mad". For some reason "somebody"and "nobody" start fighting.. now this fight goes out of hands and somebody kills nobody

Now mad who is hanging out nearby finds out this situation and goes out to call the police. The police man asks him what the situation was? now Mad replies :- " somebody just killed nobody!" now the policeman not understanding, then asks him :- "dude are you MAD or what?"
and mad replies "YES! I am mad".

:D:D:D
ya i know this is the worst joke ever ;)

Wolvi-

one guy without legs is in front of an elevator. the elevator arrives and he takes it. inside are waiting a guy without arms and a guy who is obviously blind. the guy without arms says: "hey you without legs, can you pls touch the button for the 3rd floor?" then the guy without legs replies "shut up or i will kick you" a moment later the blind guy throws in "haha, id love to see that"

gash

A mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy is watching him

powerak

hahaha, that one is funny xD

pH-

hahaha:D 10/10

cheb_

Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up.

cit. Mia Wallace

SK|Malystryx

smooshes?

lok0J

worst ever : Whats Red and Invisible , no tomato LOLOLOL

best : Why did Humpty Dumpty Want to See Miss.Dumpty Fall Off the Wall , To see her crack LOLOL

Sirorton

xD

Binteh

dear god, i've had this done to me its well embarassing:

Friend: *puts finger in front of his face* "what do you see?"
Me: "your finger"
Friend: "wow, i must be well hidden"

-_- laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

SK|Malystryx

your friends are so cooL! :D

SK|Malystryx

Lalle from game-tv told me this at CEBIT, apparently a well-known German joke but i didn tknow it before.

Lalle: "Maly, what has two thumbs and shits on you?"
Maly: *confused face*
Lalle does two thumbs up signs and points at himself

I was almost in tears =[

Arceus

hahaha pwned

RecortE

owned

Smoke2k

haha thats funny :D

Binteh

ROFL :p ahahaha

_evan

squashes :(

cheb_

damn IMDB quotes :(

Arceus

actually all Pulp Fiction fans (like me) know that quote

SK|Zechs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Cancer.

_evan

You checked this thread because of me (?), lie and I KILL YOU!

groove

what is little, red and is knocking on windows?

a baby in a microwaves

SK|Zechs

I honestly didn't. I'm trying to avoid my coursework so i'm browsing every forum i can find. Wanna throw in your opinion on the relationship between media violence and real violence? Not much more i can squeeze out of Bandura i'm afriad :(

Sirorton

I know! It says you have 49 Friends!