He can't reach the elevator button to his floor because he is a midget or a child? (he is not tall enough)

ah I knew it.... NOT

ahahahha! I actually drew that riddle in my head:p

Who cares :p

Yeah, that's it..he's too small, so here's another one:

There's a big empty hangar in a desert. There's a hanged dead person at the ceiling. How did he manage to hang there?

Was it a poster/painting on the ceiling?

no

when there was a plane inside he could reach the ceiling and hang himself there (prolly an emo)

no plane :)

Did he use sand?

no, he didn't

Because he had a rope! No seriously lol I really don't know hard one.

because he stood on a block of ice until the ice melted and he died :)

yeah! that's it ;)

I just wonder about how the ceiling looks like, because if it is a flat ceiling with no pipes/treeplanks/hooks, then the person wasn't even hanged by a rope.....

...or was he!? =) MWUAHAHAHA -_-

exactly!

that riddle had so mange hangar, hanged, hang that I lost my focus on hanging and rope and stuff (I think it is the purpose with a question like this is to make us focus on things that doesn't even matter to the correct answer)

the answer to all these questions is --->CHUCK.NORRIS

buka from muminki!

you mean the Moomin Valley ? :D

yes! : d

lol

simple riddle

she saw herslf dead

NEXT PUZZLE!!
There's a dead man lying on Sahara Desert. Next to him there is a package. If he could only open this package on time, he would be still alive. What is this package?

parachute?

yes! COUNGRATS! :)

@hyperion3
yes! COUNGRATS! :)

meant to be @ me? or?

@TheTormented!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahah, yeah :d lol... I don't know how that happened :P

sth's wrong o_0

food, water, warm clothes, umbrella (to create shade) and a distress beacon

hehehe no :]
But I advice asking additional questions, rather than trying to guess the answer directly.

whaaaaaaaaaaat ? No!

@hyperion3
what s wrong with my answer if i might ask
i thought it through thouroughly and i think it more or less coveress anything
with food and water u can keep u rself well fed and refreshed
with warm clothes u can shiled urself from severe cold during cold night
with the sun shield u can keep urself in shade to prevent sunburns
and the distress beacon to allow for rescue
the only thing that can basicly fuck u over is a sandstorm but hell u can t have that much bad luck

well, the thing is that you did'nt guess correct.

whhhhyyyyyyyyyy ? yes.