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A thread of chuck norris :D

 

rebalance toutes les van que tu as mis sur "esport-eu" ^^

 

lol :D chuck norris n'as pas de dieu, dieu a un chuck norris :D

 

hahaaaa hound pa drole koaaaa

 

c ki chuck norris?

 

Mais lol ! chuck norris joue a cs sans son écran sinon ca serait trop facile !

 

Quand chuck norris saute sur une mine, c'est la mine qui dis aïe !

 

quand chuck norris s'est mis au judo, david douillet s'est mis au piece jaune

 

hound stop ça tu me fait pitier :o

 

Chuck Norris ne respire pas pour vivre, c'est l'air qui entre en lui pour vivre !

 

Chuck norris peut te faire passer un sale quart d'heure en 8 minutes

 

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jvoi que cest pas tre drole =)

 

c nul :(

 

Je sais :D

 

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

 

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 

Yeah sk3NN :P nice

 



n111111111

 

Always funny :)

 

Chuck Norris doesn't have a god, god has a chuck Norris !

 

When God said "And there will be light!", Chuck Norris answered "Say please!"

 


Before the Boogyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. But when Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks his closet for John Rambo.

 

Chuck Norris doesnt fear John Rambo.

 

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

 

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most of this Chuck Norris jokes suck ass!

 

ye some r soso but some rulz

 


I'm not really suprised by this Chuck-cult, I remember how we use to make similiar jokes with my brother when we were watching Walker Texas Ranger ages ago :9

 

boring

 

Chuck is realy the great actor :P

 

when everybody leave

 


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