SO Top 10 Things Female Gamers Hear ALL THE TIME:

1- Are you a girl? You can’t be a girl. Everybody knows girls don’t play video games.
I don’t expect that you would know much about girls as you obviously don’t interact with any. Ever.

2-Are you playing on your brother’s/boyfriend’s account?
Well clearly it’s not my own. Everybody knows girls don’t play video games and thus don’t have their own accounts. I don’t even think Microsoft lets females purchase their own accounts actually. I think I read that in the fine print somewhere.

3-You must be a fat and ugly since you play video games.
How did you know?
But of course all males that play video games are ridiculously hot. Every last one of them. Including you.

4- Shouldn’t you be playing Barbie Horse Adventures?
I’ve already beaten it over 10 times. I rock at that game! Just every once in a while I need a break from it.

5-Hey sweetheart/beautiful/baby doll. How you doing?
So much better now that you are here, thanks.

6-Dude. Dude! Are you a girl? Will you be my friend? Dude, accept my friend request! Let’s hook up!
Yes please! Because I really am that incredibly desperate for friends. And hook ups as well.

7-How old are you? Where do you live? Do you have a FACEBOOK account?
I will share all of that information with you as long as you promise to stalk me. Frequently.

8-Girls belong in the kitchen. Go make me a sandwich.
I am in the kitchen making a sandwich. I just beat you playing with one hand.

9-Are you a boy? When are your balls gonna drop?
They already did. And your mom tells me I have the manliest voice ever. Every night. At least twice.

10-You sound hot! I bet you’re hot. Are you hot?
Absolutely.