I'm sure by now many of you are well aware that the man, the myth, the legend himself David Carradine has passed on. Found dead in his hotel room in Thailand, Mr. Carradine's death has been marred by the... shall we say, unconventional circumstances surrounding the incident.

There's also a lot of confusion. No, he didn't accidentally hit himself in the penis with the 5 point palm exploding heart technique.

In life David Carradine taught us all many, many lessons through his work. Now, in death, David leaves us with one final lesson, kids...

If you're going to play autoerotic asphyxiation while you're jerking off in the closet, have a spotter. Sure, you might not be that into having people watch, but the price you pay for dropping that lemon is just far too severe.

Let's stop the senseless loss of our finest actors. Mr. Carradine gave his life so that others might live, don't let him die in vain.

Much respect Caine, you died how you lived - legendarily.

This one's for you Dave.