There's a sale on DVD's at Tesco going on at the moment so I thought I'd nip in and pick up a few choice items. Amongst the rather reasonable deals was Beetlejuice for only 3 quid – bargain, right?

I thought so too until I opened the box and what do I find? The disc is in backwards. So I take the disc out and what do you know, it's not backwards, there's just fucking nothing printed on it.

Even at the time when DVD's were new they at least printed lettering on them, give me a break. I don't care if it was 3 quid I expect a pretty picture printed on the front of my DVD's, so I know which fucking side faces up, if for nothing else.

Not only that, but there was some random goo splattered all over the front of my copy of Silence of the Lambs. Fair enough it actually smelled pretty nice, but still, it ruined my fucking cover.

Tesco, don't squirt goo all over my fucking cases and Warner home video, if it's not too much trouble, don't distribute discs with less graphical detail than store bought writable discs, dickheads.

Short of digitally introducing Pauley Shore into every scene, no incident could ruin a film with Michael Keaton and Alec Baldwin, but I'll be damned if Warner didn't try.