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Put a fucking label on it.
Seriously, just print something on the disc...There's a sale on DVD's at Tesco going on at the moment so I thought I'd nip in and pick up a few choice items. Amongst the rather reasonable deals was Beetlejuice for only 3 quid – bargain, right?
I thought so too until I opened the box and what do I find? The disc is in backwards. So I take the disc out and what do you know, it's not backwards, there's just fucking nothing printed on it.
Even at the time when DVD's were new they at least printed lettering on them, give me a break. I don't care if it was 3 quid I expect a pretty picture printed on the front of my DVD's, so I know which fucking side faces up, if for nothing else.
Not only that, but there was some random goo splattered all over the front of my copy of Silence of the Lambs. Fair enough it actually smelled pretty nice, but still, it ruined my fucking cover.
Tesco, don't squirt goo all over my fucking cases and Warner home video, if it's not too much trouble, don't distribute discs with less graphical detail than store bought writable discs, dickheads.
Short of digitally introducing Pauley Shore into every scene, no incident could ruin a film with Michael Keaton and Alec Baldwin, but I'll be damned if Warner didn't try.
David Carradine, a senseless tragedy
Use your brain while you're jerking off kids, have an exit strategy.I'm sure by now many of you are well aware that the man, the myth, the legend himself David Carradine has passed on. Found dead in his hotel room in Thailand, Mr. Carradine's death has been marred by the... shall we say, unconventional circumstances surrounding the incident.
There's also a lot of confusion. No, he didn't accidentally hit himself in the penis with the 5 point palm exploding heart technique.
In life David Carradine taught us all many, many lessons through his work. Now, in death, David leaves us with one final lesson, kids...
If you're going to play autoerotic asphyxiation while you're jerking off in the closet, have a spotter. Sure, you might not be that into having people watch, but the price you pay for dropping that lemon is just far too severe.
Let's stop the senseless loss of our finest actors. Mr. Carradine gave his life so that others might live, don't let him die in vain.
Much respect Caine, you died how you lived - legendarily.
This one's for you Dave.
By - 'shagrath' -
Jan 23, 2009 22:49
Seriously, just print something on the disc...There's a sale on DVD's at Tesco going on at the moment so I thought I'd nip in and pick up a few choice items. Amongst the rather reasonable deals was Beetlejuice for only 3 quid – bargain, right?
I thought so too until I opened the box and what do I find? The disc is in backwards. So I take the disc out and what do you know, it's not backwards, there's just fucking nothing printed on it.
Even at the time when DVD's were new they at least printed lettering on them, give me a break. I don't care if it was 3 quid I expect a pretty picture printed on the front of my DVD's, so I know which fucking side faces up, if for nothing else.
Not only that, but there was some random goo splattered all over the front of my copy of Silence of the Lambs. Fair enough it actually smelled pretty nice, but still, it ruined my fucking cover.
Tesco, don't squirt goo all over my fucking cases and Warner home video, if it's not too much trouble, don't distribute discs with less graphical detail than store bought writable discs, dickheads.
Short of digitally introducing Pauley Shore into every scene, no incident could ruin a film with Michael Keaton and Alec Baldwin, but I'll be damned if Warner didn't try.
David Carradine, a senseless tragedy
By - 'shagrath' -
Jun 5, 2009 00:56
Use your brain while you're jerking off kids, have an exit strategy.I'm sure by now many of you are well aware that the man, the myth, the legend himself David Carradine has passed on. Found dead in his hotel room in Thailand, Mr. Carradine's death has been marred by the... shall we say, unconventional circumstances surrounding the incident.
There's also a lot of confusion. No, he didn't accidentally hit himself in the penis with the 5 point palm exploding heart technique.
In life David Carradine taught us all many, many lessons through his work. Now, in death, David leaves us with one final lesson, kids...
If you're going to play autoerotic asphyxiation while you're jerking off in the closet, have a spotter. Sure, you might not be that into having people watch, but the price you pay for dropping that lemon is just far too severe.
Let's stop the senseless loss of our finest actors. Mr. Carradine gave his life so that others might live, don't let him die in vain.
Much respect Caine, you died how you lived - legendarily.
This one's for you Dave.
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