Go..

go fuck a goat !



Quotes

"Having Sex Is Like...
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women,
chief amonst which is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the 9 reasons for reincarnation. The other 8 are unimportant."
George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****."
Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor ......)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in mens' magazines because men think: 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."
Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give here a house."
Rod Stewart
some wise words in there -_-



i woke up

i woke up this morning and i saw an airplane go by i sed hmmm
what strange i need to go to the bathroom and take a nice long shit.
ok that was done so i had a look out of my window i saw a shitnoob on a skateboard and i sed hmmmmmmm i need to take a long shit.
i turnd on my pc and i saw an b e autiful girl buit then i saw something verry strange and i aint gonne tell you what is was but it was verry blurry and i sed hmmmmmm
i need to take a nice long shit.
then on msn some girls where asking me if i would fuck them in the ass i sed yow girl i aint fucking no ass she sed like you b i t c h and i wass like no your the bitch bitch .
and i sed im sorrryyy i just want to live
this is my blog for to day now im gonna take a nice long shit

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