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plaZmas' CDC experience
Yea, so here it goes, my blog about CDC. (WARNING: Bad language, terrible writing ultralong)Yea, so here it goes, my blog about CDC.
My plane was leaving on Thursday 6.55 in morning, so I had to wake up early as hell to make it there, I woke up about 3’ish and was on my way there with train around 3.30’ish.
I kept dozing off at train so the trainride itself was quite nice, eventhough it’s like 1 hour.
I arrived at Gardemoen and checked what gate I was checking in at, when I got there I realised people in Norway are shitcunts who are up at 5… So I had to wait in line for 30 minutes before I could check in, WHY UP SO EARLY??!
Well anyway, after I was checked in I grabbed me some breakfast and walked to my gate, I got a seat there and semi-slept til boarding time, I had some wet dreams about meeting lucker and knaller, was nice.. ^_^
Got checked in and found my seat, fell asleep instantly, like 5 mins..
And I continued exploring my sexual fantasies about the two greatest gamers ever to play video games, I woke up in Amsterdam, I slept for the entire plane ride, great success..
After getting my bag from baggageclaim thingy (It took like, 0 mins? As it was already there.. again -- Great success) I went out to the arrivals area to meet black and raz, but when I got out they were nowhere to be seen, I kinda had a emoragefit as they were supposed to be there –sadface- I then went to check the arrivalthingy, I have no idea why I did that as I have no idea where what who when why they whatever they were flying out, but when I went back I saw black and raz walking out and I was very excited.
So after that we just chilled outside there, waiting for mick who should have landed like 10 mins after them, but surprise surprise, as mick lives in a retard country (Ireland) who have retarded planes made out of shit his ride took 1 more hour than it was supposed to.
Finally he arrived, and we went to starbucks to grab some drinks and then went to get traintickets to enschede, we got on the train and I semi-slept my way there, 3 hours and 3 different trains later we arrived there… Amazing….
We got our shit and went to our hotel (eden) to meet up with luka and jakazs (etqw player) and chill, as luka already had been in eden for some hours and I was rooming with him I already had a room to continue having sexual romantic wet dreams about lucker and knaller.
After chilling out for some hours we decided it was time to check out the venue, meet some people, and hopefully get to borrow some computers, unfortunately we got de_nied
As the computers had some shitty third world bastard shite operative system that they had to remove, but couldn’t (think it was called vista……) so we basically sat outside wzzrd in the comfy sofas chilling all day.
Some decided to go back to the hotel and watch hentai, me and luka decided to stay and drink and meet some more people, after drinking a lot of cheap beer me and luka were basically walking around being totally fucking retards..We were mostly talking to wave/dcc guys and just chilling out, after drinking a lot of beer, and time closing on 12’ish we decided it was time to go back to hotel, so me newman (our manager, arrived around 8’ish :P) Then I pretty much blacked out, and woke up around 4 in a atlantic look-a-like of vomit(must’ve been because I downed to many beers, or because some spastics put something in my drink, ROBYE.. I AM LOOKING AT YOU o_O :DDD). I woke up luka and we got out of beds, as there was pretty much nofucking point sleeping anymore, I felt like shit, and we walked downstairs(2 story hotel room… bitches), and luka went into the showers first, I was semi-sleeping-being-wasted/hangover as hell on floor while luka fell asleep in the showers, he came out like an hour later saying how he fell asleep sitting down in the shower, why he was showering sitting down I don’t know, and to be honest I don’t feel like knowing either.
After showering we got some cokes which made me feel a bit better, we then started waking up the rest of our team by ringing em and raging outside their rooms, we ran into blacks room and started screaming BLAAACKMAAAANE, he wasn’t happy at all :D.
When everyone was ready we went to the venue to play our groupstage matches who were scheduled to start at 8 and 9.30, against uF and vAe, we won 11-7 and 11-6 on crossfire and strike, I was still feeling like I was drunk and I had to hear luka talking shit about me being a fucking softy all day (YES WOW LUKA, UR COOL M8.. :P)
After our 2 first groupstage match we didn’t have a match til 22 in evening, so some of us decided to go back to hotel, some of us stayed to meet ppl and just chill out at bar drinking some coke (my precious…?) me and luka were chilling out with our laptops in some sofa when team-slovenia walked by and came over to us, so we ended up chatting for some time (with luka abusing me in Slovenian about me being a softy, eheheEHEhehe……..)
When time was getting closer to our last match we were told they didn’t show up, so we got forfeit win, great success.. We just continued our chilling and just watched teams playing and talking to people. Luka was still telling everyone how badly softie I am and how cool he is and how big his penis is and the fact that he likes getting it in the ass by his gf with a strapon. We decided to watch dcc play tek9, as the loser would play us in first playoff match, of course tek9 lost to dcc as expected (butno) and we were gonna be playing tek9 in first match, so after having emofit again we went to hotel to do some tactics or whatever, and discuss what map we were picking, went to bed at like 2, probably fell asleep at like 4 because I was living with a Slovenian fucking douchebag who kept me up :D.
He was annoying me by first singing stupid Slovenian songs, I told him to shut the fuck up as I was tired like hell after the night before, he then started kicking my bed and me, I just ignored him thinking the fucker would stop, he then started reading the fucking latin bible, I started kicking his bed away kicking him and raging badly, he then said he’d stop..
He just had to set his alarm…..
So for about 10 minutes he was going through his alarmringtones, playing em one after another, I just ignored him thinking he’d stop agin.. which he didn’t so I was throwing the hotel phone at his face and kicking him Jackie chan style, he finally shut the hell up
Woke up day after like 10, because blackmane was constantly knocking at our door, I checked my cell to see what the time was, and it was 6. so I just fucking ignored em as we didn’t have to get up til 10, but after like 10 mins of knocking on door, ringing us on phone I asked why the fuck they were being a bunch of cripples, and appearantly there was a thunderstorm/lightning storm that fucked the cells up, so my clock was fucked.
We rushed to cdc because we were suppose to play kinda early’ish, we then got told we were gonna play at 18.10… So mick and newman decided to go to enschede centrum to the shop to buy some groceries and whatnot, others stayed at the event, after picking up laptops from room, we were just chilling again (a lot of chilling, eh?) checking sites, listening to music, watching teams play, talking to people. We then decided this was pretty fucking useless and boring and went back to hotel and relaxed there instead, as we don’t like to chill in public….. LoL. We went back to venue as we were told by toss we could get some computers at 17.30 to warmup on, we were there at 17, and got told this wouldn’t happen.. GREAT FUCKING SUCCESS..
So we just stood around watchin games and eating food at movie diner (Which was actually kinda nice)
Our game that was supposed to start at 14-15’ish, then 18.10 was now scheduled to play 19, then some hours later we were told it was gonna be played around 8.. Fucking great.
Anyway game was closing up, we went on computers after fanatics game vs intense, we were playing upstairs (upstairs was awesome, perfect temperature, so comfy chairs, amazing nonbumpy tables) we set up and started playing some dm trying to warm up, game started FINALLY? Around 20cet (I think anyway…) Crossfire was up first, tek9s choice, we started off good, getting first 3 rounds, then tek9 got like 5 rounds in a row due to kammyz connecting to the server, and totally drophousekicking us to the ground, first half ended 7-5 for tek9 or 5-7 for us, think it was the latter, not really sure.
Second half started like first half ended, kammyz raping the shit outa us.
At some point tek9 was leading 11-7, we managed to pull it back to 12-11; last round 3on2 for us, mick black and raz vs kammyz and someone, haya or whatever.
Raz was behind them top of street on crossfire (they were at b bomb)
Mick peeked stupidly and got picked off, and black got sniped thru the wall by kammyz, raz was still behind them, but unfortunately he got spotted and quickly was 2on1’d and we lost the round, and the map..
Vacant im not even gonna bother talking about as we sucked and they played good, we lost 13-9 and we were out of the tournament..
We went downstairs to say ggs and gl to tek9 being pretty disappointed but not really showing it, it was like 10 a clock, blackmane had fucked off back to hotel thinking we’d gone there cus he cudnt find us, raz eventually went to hotel aswell, me mick and luke decided to drink some beer (drowning our sorrows?) story ends with mick being hammered, passing out at the toilets (he disappeared for 1 hour, so I went on a searching mission) I got mark to help me wake him up, we failed and had to get help from dcc guys and rest of tlr, we finally managed to wake him up he got out of the toilet and went to get some water in his face when he passed out again at the sink standing up with his hand on the water-thingy, was a pretty hysterically funny moment, and luka was webcamming aswell, lol..
Well mick went back to hotel with some tlr guys, me and luka decided to stay and drink some more, we hooked up with morg later on and sat in the nice sofas outside and talked shit til 6 a clock when we decided it was time to fucking leave naw mean? We went to hotel and morg came with us in our room, and he was baffled at our hotel having 2 floors (he was at same hotel, but they only had 1 floor :-pPpP RAPED??)
Morg left, we went to bed, I had more wet dreams about lucker and knaller AND morg.
Woke up day after and went back to venue at like 4 a clock, was impossible to wake up luke he just started chatting in Slovenian being a retard when I tried waking him up hehe.
Anyways, arrived at wzzrd and watched some more games, and talking to people.
The cod4 final was funny as hell to watch as tlr had like 45 minutes to play, so they were screaming at fnatic to hurry up, when the game started on backlot they rushed every round on attack, trying to get the game over so they could play their map, 8 rounds in morg comes to em says its 1 map only mr12, the reaction was fucking priceless
Diablo yelling at morg “8 ROUNDS IN AND YOU FUCKING TELL US ITS 1 MAP? GG..” “Ok guys, play serious now..”
They ended up losing 10-2 first half, I thought it was pretty much over and went out to do teamdigninoobs photo, came back in and it was 10-6, sat behind em and watched it, ended up being 12-12, insane comeback.. They lost it in the overtime, but the comeback was just insane.
Grats to fnatic for winning, it was deserved, due to mint being so insanely hot, and cool… and uh.. Swedish..
Grats to tlr and esuba aswell =)
Can’t be arsed writing about trip home as it was a boring fucking 8 hour wait at schipol, gg.
Shoutout to everyone at the event, was nice meeting you all =) Hope to see you all again… Cu @ i33!
(Reason for me writing this is because im at work bored to death, and this took up a good 50’ish mins.. Great success=))
To all of you who actually were arsed to read this pile of shit, thank to you aswell.. lol
LATAZ PIMPZzZ!!
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By Kenneth 'plaZmaaa' Aulie
Mar 6, 2008 04:07
Yea, so here it goes, my blog about CDC. (WARNING: Bad language, terrible writing ultralong)Yea, so here it goes, my blog about CDC.
My plane was leaving on Thursday 6.55 in morning, so I had to wake up early as hell to make it there, I woke up about 3’ish and was on my way there with train around 3.30’ish.
I kept dozing off at train so the trainride itself was quite nice, eventhough it’s like 1 hour.
I arrived at Gardemoen and checked what gate I was checking in at, when I got there I realised people in Norway are shitcunts who are up at 5… So I had to wait in line for 30 minutes before I could check in, WHY UP SO EARLY??!
Well anyway, after I was checked in I grabbed me some breakfast and walked to my gate, I got a seat there and semi-slept til boarding time, I had some wet dreams about meeting lucker and knaller, was nice.. ^_^
Got checked in and found my seat, fell asleep instantly, like 5 mins..
And I continued exploring my sexual fantasies about the two greatest gamers ever to play video games, I woke up in Amsterdam, I slept for the entire plane ride, great success..
After getting my bag from baggageclaim thingy (It took like, 0 mins? As it was already there.. again -- Great success) I went out to the arrivals area to meet black and raz, but when I got out they were nowhere to be seen, I kinda had a emoragefit as they were supposed to be there –sadface- I then went to check the arrivalthingy, I have no idea why I did that as I have no idea where what who when why they whatever they were flying out, but when I went back I saw black and raz walking out and I was very excited.
So after that we just chilled outside there, waiting for mick who should have landed like 10 mins after them, but surprise surprise, as mick lives in a retard country (Ireland) who have retarded planes made out of shit his ride took 1 more hour than it was supposed to.
Finally he arrived, and we went to starbucks to grab some drinks and then went to get traintickets to enschede, we got on the train and I semi-slept my way there, 3 hours and 3 different trains later we arrived there… Amazing….
We got our shit and went to our hotel (eden) to meet up with luka and jakazs (etqw player) and chill, as luka already had been in eden for some hours and I was rooming with him I already had a room to continue having sexual romantic wet dreams about lucker and knaller.
After chilling out for some hours we decided it was time to check out the venue, meet some people, and hopefully get to borrow some computers, unfortunately we got de_nied
As the computers had some shitty third world bastard shite operative system that they had to remove, but couldn’t (think it was called vista……) so we basically sat outside wzzrd in the comfy sofas chilling all day.
Some decided to go back to the hotel and watch hentai, me and luka decided to stay and drink and meet some more people, after drinking a lot of cheap beer me and luka were basically walking around being totally fucking retards..We were mostly talking to wave/dcc guys and just chilling out, after drinking a lot of beer, and time closing on 12’ish we decided it was time to go back to hotel, so me newman (our manager, arrived around 8’ish :P) Then I pretty much blacked out, and woke up around 4 in a atlantic look-a-like of vomit(must’ve been because I downed to many beers, or because some spastics put something in my drink, ROBYE.. I AM LOOKING AT YOU o_O :DDD). I woke up luka and we got out of beds, as there was pretty much nofucking point sleeping anymore, I felt like shit, and we walked downstairs(2 story hotel room… bitches), and luka went into the showers first, I was semi-sleeping-being-wasted/hangover as hell on floor while luka fell asleep in the showers, he came out like an hour later saying how he fell asleep sitting down in the shower, why he was showering sitting down I don’t know, and to be honest I don’t feel like knowing either.
After showering we got some cokes which made me feel a bit better, we then started waking up the rest of our team by ringing em and raging outside their rooms, we ran into blacks room and started screaming BLAAACKMAAAANE, he wasn’t happy at all :D.
When everyone was ready we went to the venue to play our groupstage matches who were scheduled to start at 8 and 9.30, against uF and vAe, we won 11-7 and 11-6 on crossfire and strike, I was still feeling like I was drunk and I had to hear luka talking shit about me being a fucking softy all day (YES WOW LUKA, UR COOL M8.. :P)
After our 2 first groupstage match we didn’t have a match til 22 in evening, so some of us decided to go back to hotel, some of us stayed to meet ppl and just chill out at bar drinking some coke (my precious…?) me and luka were chilling out with our laptops in some sofa when team-slovenia walked by and came over to us, so we ended up chatting for some time (with luka abusing me in Slovenian about me being a softy, eheheEHEhehe……..)
When time was getting closer to our last match we were told they didn’t show up, so we got forfeit win, great success.. We just continued our chilling and just watched teams playing and talking to people. Luka was still telling everyone how badly softie I am and how cool he is and how big his penis is and the fact that he likes getting it in the ass by his gf with a strapon. We decided to watch dcc play tek9, as the loser would play us in first playoff match, of course tek9 lost to dcc as expected (butno) and we were gonna be playing tek9 in first match, so after having emofit again we went to hotel to do some tactics or whatever, and discuss what map we were picking, went to bed at like 2, probably fell asleep at like 4 because I was living with a Slovenian fucking douchebag who kept me up :D.
He was annoying me by first singing stupid Slovenian songs, I told him to shut the fuck up as I was tired like hell after the night before, he then started kicking my bed and me, I just ignored him thinking the fucker would stop, he then started reading the fucking latin bible, I started kicking his bed away kicking him and raging badly, he then said he’d stop..
He just had to set his alarm…..
So for about 10 minutes he was going through his alarmringtones, playing em one after another, I just ignored him thinking he’d stop agin.. which he didn’t so I was throwing the hotel phone at his face and kicking him Jackie chan style, he finally shut the hell up
Woke up day after like 10, because blackmane was constantly knocking at our door, I checked my cell to see what the time was, and it was 6. so I just fucking ignored em as we didn’t have to get up til 10, but after like 10 mins of knocking on door, ringing us on phone I asked why the fuck they were being a bunch of cripples, and appearantly there was a thunderstorm/lightning storm that fucked the cells up, so my clock was fucked.
We rushed to cdc because we were suppose to play kinda early’ish, we then got told we were gonna play at 18.10… So mick and newman decided to go to enschede centrum to the shop to buy some groceries and whatnot, others stayed at the event, after picking up laptops from room, we were just chilling again (a lot of chilling, eh?) checking sites, listening to music, watching teams play, talking to people. We then decided this was pretty fucking useless and boring and went back to hotel and relaxed there instead, as we don’t like to chill in public….. LoL. We went back to venue as we were told by toss we could get some computers at 17.30 to warmup on, we were there at 17, and got told this wouldn’t happen.. GREAT FUCKING SUCCESS..
So we just stood around watchin games and eating food at movie diner (Which was actually kinda nice)
Our game that was supposed to start at 14-15’ish, then 18.10 was now scheduled to play 19, then some hours later we were told it was gonna be played around 8.. Fucking great.
Anyway game was closing up, we went on computers after fanatics game vs intense, we were playing upstairs (upstairs was awesome, perfect temperature, so comfy chairs, amazing nonbumpy tables) we set up and started playing some dm trying to warm up, game started FINALLY? Around 20cet (I think anyway…) Crossfire was up first, tek9s choice, we started off good, getting first 3 rounds, then tek9 got like 5 rounds in a row due to kammyz connecting to the server, and totally drophousekicking us to the ground, first half ended 7-5 for tek9 or 5-7 for us, think it was the latter, not really sure.
Second half started like first half ended, kammyz raping the shit outa us.
At some point tek9 was leading 11-7, we managed to pull it back to 12-11; last round 3on2 for us, mick black and raz vs kammyz and someone, haya or whatever.
Raz was behind them top of street on crossfire (they were at b bomb)
Mick peeked stupidly and got picked off, and black got sniped thru the wall by kammyz, raz was still behind them, but unfortunately he got spotted and quickly was 2on1’d and we lost the round, and the map..
Vacant im not even gonna bother talking about as we sucked and they played good, we lost 13-9 and we were out of the tournament..
We went downstairs to say ggs and gl to tek9 being pretty disappointed but not really showing it, it was like 10 a clock, blackmane had fucked off back to hotel thinking we’d gone there cus he cudnt find us, raz eventually went to hotel aswell, me mick and luke decided to drink some beer (drowning our sorrows?) story ends with mick being hammered, passing out at the toilets (he disappeared for 1 hour, so I went on a searching mission) I got mark to help me wake him up, we failed and had to get help from dcc guys and rest of tlr, we finally managed to wake him up he got out of the toilet and went to get some water in his face when he passed out again at the sink standing up with his hand on the water-thingy, was a pretty hysterically funny moment, and luka was webcamming aswell, lol..
Well mick went back to hotel with some tlr guys, me and luka decided to stay and drink some more, we hooked up with morg later on and sat in the nice sofas outside and talked shit til 6 a clock when we decided it was time to fucking leave naw mean? We went to hotel and morg came with us in our room, and he was baffled at our hotel having 2 floors (he was at same hotel, but they only had 1 floor :-pPpP RAPED??)
Morg left, we went to bed, I had more wet dreams about lucker and knaller AND morg.
Woke up day after and went back to venue at like 4 a clock, was impossible to wake up luke he just started chatting in Slovenian being a retard when I tried waking him up hehe.
Anyways, arrived at wzzrd and watched some more games, and talking to people.
The cod4 final was funny as hell to watch as tlr had like 45 minutes to play, so they were screaming at fnatic to hurry up, when the game started on backlot they rushed every round on attack, trying to get the game over so they could play their map, 8 rounds in morg comes to em says its 1 map only mr12, the reaction was fucking priceless
Diablo yelling at morg “8 ROUNDS IN AND YOU FUCKING TELL US ITS 1 MAP? GG..” “Ok guys, play serious now..”
They ended up losing 10-2 first half, I thought it was pretty much over and went out to do teamdigninoobs photo, came back in and it was 10-6, sat behind em and watched it, ended up being 12-12, insane comeback.. They lost it in the overtime, but the comeback was just insane.
Grats to fnatic for winning, it was deserved, due to mint being so insanely hot, and cool… and uh.. Swedish..
Grats to tlr and esuba aswell =)
Can’t be arsed writing about trip home as it was a boring fucking 8 hour wait at schipol, gg.
Shoutout to everyone at the event, was nice meeting you all =) Hope to see you all again… Cu @ i33!
(Reason for me writing this is because im at work bored to death, and this took up a good 50’ish mins.. Great success=))
To all of you who actually were arsed to read this pile of shit, thank to you aswell.. lol
LATAZ PIMPZzZ!!
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