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Emil Christensen

By chou 'mfritz' houh
May 18, 2007 10:33


Stuttgart, a dark, cold winter night. Emil 'HeatoN' Christensen wants to take a taxi to Ludwigsburg. He asks the only taxi driver who is still awake how much it would cost to get there. The taxi driver tells him that it would cost 30 Euro However, Emil only has 25 Euro with him, not enough for the trip to his summer residence. He asks how far he would be transported for 25 Euro and the taxi driver replies that he would bring him to Kornwestheim, a small village which is only a few kilometers away from Emil's destination. Emil, not knowing what to do and not wanting to spend one night in the icy Stuttgart, agrees and gets in. When the car arrives in Kornwestheim, Emil talks to the taxi driver again: "Come on, it's just some kilometers from here to Ludwigsburg.. it's cold and windy, can't you drive me to my home?" The driver negates and forces poor Mr. Christensen to get out.
The next afternoon, Emil had to travel from Stuttgart to Kornwestheim again. He goes to the taxi station and sees eight taxis in a row, the last one with the last night's driver in it . He goes to the first taxi and tells the driver: "Look, I have 60 Euro. You get 30 if you bring me to Kornwestheim and 30 if you give me a blow job." The taxi driver is very upset, insults Emil and tells him to piss off. He repeats the same thing with the second taxi driver, who also reacts the same and chases him away. He is asking each taxi driver in the row if he would bring him to Kornwestheim for 30 Euro and give him a blow job for another 30 Euro. And everybody feels disgusted and shouts at Emil that he should go away.
Then Emil goes to the last driver, that one who left him behind last night. He was reading a newspaper all the time. Emil says: "I have 60 Euro. You get 30 if you bring me to Kornwestheim and 30 if you wave to all your co-workers in front of you when we drive away."
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