Oh yes... It may say Toulouse on my profile but I'm really smack bang in the middle of nowhere, and tlse is the closest city - ok I'm not the only guy on the planet who lives in the countryside but I thought I might share the story of a night out in my area :p
The place, Lavercantière, population somewhere around 100 or something silly.. The occasion was the annual village fête, which means there are actually people in the streets... out to see the entertainment on offer, the rides, the games, etc, which in this case, was some concert by a musical group, some trash from the 50s for the kids, and the usual catch the duck game...
There must have been a good ... erm... ok 200 people there, which means that little square was packed at 11pm. The group on stage was made up of four dancing and singing girls (one was a lot older, some washed up wannabe no doubt, can't look more blasé than that), a sax player, well basically a band + some gay looking singers.
When we were walking up they were singing that Céline Dion song from Titanic, then after a while there was some intro to the "Action movie theme" part, mentioning things like James Bond, Mad Max and something else...O_o
Here it comes... the James Bond part, with two of the girls dressed in black leather coats and hats, with two plastic guns (yes with the red tip), pretending to aim at things, more or less prancing about the stage looking silly. If that wasn't bad enough then came the Rocky part (Eye of the tigerrrrrrrrrrrrrr) - and the girls suddenly changed into boxers, punching the air, as you do... Well you get the picture.
Before finally leaving, I couldn't help just checking out the crowd... mostly 40s-60s, all the men had their arms crossed, looked really pissed, and I came to assume that they were just out there because there's no way they could sleep with that trash going on anyway.. And no there weren't any girls older than 14. What a night huh?:D Doesn't get much better than that xD