I was at a marching festival supporting my sister and I see a friend of mind and start to hang out with him. Soon after this little kid comes up to us and asks if we want to buy any candy so we each buy a piece. I didn't eat mine. My friend however, started to eat the first breakable piece off the chunk of chocolate. Then he looks at the Nutritional Facts sheet that the U.S. requires (one of the better laws of the 20th century... Thank you FDR) and gasps! "Omg, 170 Calories.. That's alot.. This'll be my last piece for today."
I start to laugh and go "You know... That is in Kilo-Calories right? So actually, what you're eating is one hundred and seventy thousand (170,000) calories."
He completely stops chewing and hands me the rest of his candy bar.
Owned.