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So my razor has been tainted...
By Marky 'atdt' Ochoa
Oct 8, 2005 22:18
So lately I've been noticing that my razor just suddently goes missing from my bathroom whenever I want to shave my face and then magically reappears several days later where it's found descretely in place where all the other razors are to make it seem like I just didn't look hard enough to find my razor but it was there all along. So today after showering I say "it's about time I shave". I apply the shaving gel and immediately remember that sometimes my razor isn't always where I want it to be. So I check and behold! It is gone. I wash off the gel and storm out of my bathroom and into my parents bathroom where I'm expecting to find my dad with a guilty look on his face and my razor on the counter. I find nothing. Soon after my mom walks in, asks me what I'm doing and then proceeds to say "Oh.. did you check in the shower?" And I think... why would it be in the shower? And just as I finish asking myself that she says "Because lizzy uses it sometimes... To shave her legs."
I was horrified. "I shave my face with this!" I yell while storming out of the bathroom. My dad is calmly watching TV not saying a single word. Bastard.
I throw the razor away and I don't have anymore. I need to go by some and they're freaking expensive.
Moral of the story?
Move out first chance you get.
I was horrified. "I shave my face with this!" I yell while storming out of the bathroom. My dad is calmly watching TV not saying a single word. Bastard.
I throw the razor away and I don't have anymore. I need to go by some and they're freaking expensive.
Moral of the story?
Move out first chance you get.
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u should kick her ass and tell her 2 buy u a new one!
p.s. get a cam in the shower so you have proof that she uses it to shave her private parts and then sue her for psychological damage, thats what most Americans do isnt it? =D
I don't have a sister, so that doesn't happen to me ;P
#16 cmon, we all know you yanks are into incest! sleeping with ur cousin and sisters and having freaky babys etc (aka Americans) :p
I'm English till I die! (and when I die I guess im just deadish :p)
WTF YOU SHAVE YOURSELF WHIT A MOUSE ?
is it a cooperhead ? :D
and how did you puted the blades in it ?
or u did just use the laser to burn out the purr !??!?!
ROFL