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So my razor has been tainted...

By Marky 'atdt' Ochoa
Oct 8, 2005 22:18


So lately I've been noticing that my razor just suddently goes missing from my bathroom whenever I want to shave my face and then magically reappears several days later where it's found descretely in place where all the other razors are to make it seem like I just didn't look hard enough to find my razor but it was there all along. So today after showering I say "it's about time I shave". I apply the shaving gel and immediately remember that sometimes my razor isn't always where I want it to be. So I check and behold! It is gone. I wash off the gel and storm out of my bathroom and into my parents bathroom where I'm expecting to find my dad with a guilty look on his face and my razor on the counter. I find nothing. Soon after my mom walks in, asks me what I'm doing and then proceeds to say "Oh.. did you check in the shower?" And I think... why would it be in the shower? And just as I finish asking myself that she says "Because lizzy uses it sometimes... To shave her legs."
I was horrified. "I shave my face with this!" I yell while storming out of the bathroom. My dad is calmly watching TV not saying a single word. Bastard.
I throw the razor away and I don't have anymore. I need to go by some and they're freaking expensive.
Moral of the story?
Move out first chance you get.

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