Fun fact to remember

I was at a marching festival supporting my sister and I see a friend of mind and start to hang out with him. Soon after this little kid comes up to us and asks if we want to buy any candy so we each buy a piece. I didn't eat mine. My friend however, started to eat the first breakable piece off the chunk of chocolate. Then he looks at the Nutritional Facts sheet that the U.S. requires (one of the better laws of the 20th century... Thank you FDR) and gasps! "Omg, 170 Calories.. That's alot.. This'll be my last piece for today."
I start to laugh and go "You know... That is in Kilo-Calories right? So actually, what you're eating is one hundred and seventy thousand (170,000) calories."
He completely stops chewing and hands me the rest of his candy bar.
Owned.



So my razor has been tainted...

So lately I've been noticing that my razor just suddently goes missing from my bathroom whenever I want to shave my face and then magically reappears several days later where it's found descretely in place where all the other razors are to make it seem like I just didn't look hard enough to find my razor but it was there all along. So today after showering I say "it's about time I shave". I apply the shaving gel and immediately remember that sometimes my razor isn't always where I want it to be. So I check and behold! It is gone. I wash off the gel and storm out of my bathroom and into my parents bathroom where I'm expecting to find my dad with a guilty look on his face and my razor on the counter. I find nothing. Soon after my mom walks in, asks me what I'm doing and then proceeds to say "Oh.. did you check in the shower?" And I think... why would it be in the shower? And just as I finish asking myself that she says "Because lizzy uses it sometimes... To shave her legs."
I was horrified. "I shave my face with this!" I yell while storming out of the bathroom. My dad is calmly watching TV not saying a single word. Bastard.
I throw the razor away and I don't have anymore. I need to go by some and they're freaking expensive.
Moral of the story?
Move out first chance you get.




I'm affraid

I haven't bought a parking permit for school since last thursday, and I am vulnerable to getting parking tickets.
I'm very paranoid.



Life Of An Insomniac

At the beginning it's not really like you can't sleep but more like you don't want to. Every day you feel less and less sleepy during the times you would normally feel the most sleepy and tired. Eventually it comes to the point where you just don't want to sleep but you just end up doing so because you feel obligated to to the rising sun. Some times you feel so tired that you just want to go to sleep but once you're in bed you're wide awake and just end up staying awake for another 5 hours. Eventually the more you stay up the weirder it gets. When you try to talk you can't remember the correct words and are left fumbling words constantly and just standing there going "uh... uh... uh...". One minute you could be laughing and conversing with others like normal, and then immediately blank and space out and just stand there while your mind is either day dreaming, or just completely blank. Your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you constantly hit the snooze button only to wake up an hour later. It soon turns into you thinking you've hit the snooze 3 or 4 times but it turns out to be 10-12 times and it's an hour and a half to 2 hours later. Your body self-consiously moves for you and turns off the snooze. It'll then turn into an all out memory loss. You stand up to do something and immediately forget what it was. You go to the bathroom and come back to your bed and then wake up wondering if what you just experience was you actually going to the bathroom or a dream because it seems so vauge and obscure. Like a memory that you are trying to remember. And then you notice your wet hands and realized that you washed them but you can't seem to remember doing it all. It's like being drunk or stoned but at another level. You try to get up and move and concentrate but your mind just loses it. You body tries to go to sleep when it's completely dark. If you move from one room to another and happen to be in a pitch black room, you will stand there until someone wakes you up, but the weird part is that you are awake you just can't move. Like you're lost.



So I just saw The Island...

Yeah I was asleep in bed and at around 3:00 PM my mom knocks on my door saying I had a phone call and it's a friend of mine who wants to go watch The Island with some other friends. A get together or something. So I ask what time it stars and he goes "in 20 minutes dude hurry."
OK.. I lied.. It started at 4:20 but I had to leave in a bout 20-30 minutes because I had to pickup 2 other friends who were carless. One is 17 so it's ok i guess. But the other is 20 and "lent" his car indefinately to his sister. So I'm half asleep online and I'm still doing coverage like a good boy. It's 4:00 and I still haven't left yet and all my friends are like WTF. So I finally leave and we get there around 5.
Now about the movie.
It was ok.
Alittle weird with all the cloning and them being in plastic bags that look like breast implants. Alot of impossible or implausable stuff going on like a 2 ton logo falling off a building because it was being shot at. Train wheels that must way a freaking crap load bouncing in the air as they fall off a 52-wheeler going no more than 50.
I give it about a 6.5.
I'm tough. I know.
The .5 is for the really hot co-star.



Toast

Today I woke up and had a piece of toast.. Then I took a shower and did my hair.. Then I had another piece of toast.
Heh.. Well no... Actually, today I woke up at around 4 PM. And immediately started working. I got invited to play pool at around 9 pm and I went to go do that and I got home like around 2:30 am. And now I'm back to work again. Life is good :)

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