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By Ace 'Ace' Awesome
Oct 6, 2008 11:41


Hello!
I'm faping now.



thats a pikachu

By Ace 'Ace' Awesome
Oct 1, 2008 12:02


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By Ace 'Ace' Awesome
Sep 30, 2008 13:31


Hope no one is reading my awesome blog ;(
Have another one not so much serious @ http://Finest.se/Ace



Series!

By Ace 'Ace' Awesome
Sep 29, 2008 13:31


Sweet!\\r\\nAll New Episodes of The Simpsons, Family Guy and American Dad is out!\\r\\n\\r\\nAll is good so far have just The Simpsons left to watch, the Family Guy ep was awesome!



Sixth Sense

By Ace 'Ace' Awesome
Aug 24, 2007 12:13


I'd have to use my "Oh shit something's coming!" Sense. You'll notice that this Sense isn't trademarked, because it's nothing original. Every guy who grew up in the mid-90's has this sense. It's a sense born out of necessity, for survival. Allow me to explain.
Back in The Day, the internet was a way different beast than it is now. Now, it's a vast and expansive resource...for porn. But back then, the internet WASN'T for porn! Shocking, I know, but bear with me. Of course, there was porn on the internet, but it wasn't easy to find.
You had to lie to hundreds of disclaimer screens, and even then probably join some really expensive membership. It could take hours just to find a site with free pictures. Nowadays, you can download porn DVD rips in under an hour. We've come a long way, baby.
So for us adolescent males, unless our dads had an easily accessible stash of videos or magazines hidden away somewhere, in order to get our fix we had to rely on skin flicks on HBO/Showtime/Cinemax late at night (Cinemax was particularly good...thus earning it the nickname Skinemax).
These B-movie bombs were absolute wastes of the reels they were produced on, their only purpose was to get some B-list actress (usually Shannon Tweed) naked and in a softcore sex scene for a minute or two. Even then, all we really got was boobies (not that I'm complaining, I likes the boobies...) This was our porn fix, ladies and gentlemen. The current generation of young boys have NO IDEA how good they have it.
We'd check our handy Premium Entertainment program guide, using the warning labels as a gauge (BN = brief nudity, N = nudity, SC = strong sexual content). We'd scan the movie listing until we got to something that perked our interest ("N, N, BN fuck you, N....SC?! We have a winner!"), and then try to watch that movie late at night, while the rest of the family was asleep. As you can imagine, this was quite the stealth operation. We watched the movie without any sound (trust me, we weren't missing anything) and acutely aware of everything that went down in the house.
We could discern every little nighttime sound, from the crickets chipring, the family pet moving around, the wind through the trees, when someone was moving around in bed, and even the bed noises - general rustling, trips to the bathroom, or the "Hey, I think the downstairs TV is on!" roll-over. In case of emergency, we could switch the channel to Scooby-Doo reruns, throw ourselves on the couch, and pretend to have fallen asleep while watching cartoons. In order to live this lifestyle, we had to perfect the "Oh shit, something's coming!" Sense.



Best Tech Blogs

By Ace 'Ace' Awesome
Aug 17, 2005 10:17



Best Tech Blogs
Arik Hesseldahl, 03.14.03, 12:00 PM ET
NEW YORK - If Google's recent acquisition of Pyra Labs, creator of the Blogger.com service, didn't drive the point home, then we'll spell it out. Blogging--the term is a creative contraction of Web and log--is the Internet sensation of the moment. And if it doesn't remind you of the days when the Net was young, before the era of venture capitalists, IPOs and Dadaist business plans, then you haven't been paying attention.
But just like it was in 1995 or so when the World Wide Web first burst upon the scene, separating the good stuff from the useless drivel is a big chore. No one has yet counted how many of these personal diaries of deep or not-so-deep thoughts there are, but there are thousands, and navigating the blogosphere is a daunting task for the uninitiated. We've sampled much of what's out there on the subjects of technology, media and the economy and over the next week will be sharing our picks for the Web's best blogs.




Sin City

By Ace 'Ace' Awesome
Aug 16, 2005 00:35


Awesome movie really awesome...
i love it
Welcome To Sin City!
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